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So... I know that my honors friends are all scrambling to finish science fair tonight:) so... here are some pictures and stories that shalt ease your stress.

just the best cat picture I've ever seen.

can i be him right now?!

looks better this way...

actually laughed for five minutes straight

wait... what?

i tried it. it works

pee my pants right now.

and now my funny story:

today, Kaysville Jr. came to Millcreek. Well, they hate us because we beat them at Volleyball in the last minute by two points. And they are extremely competitive. I wish I had taken a picture of their officers when they were yelling, because it was priceless. so anyway, we were loosing, but our student section (BASS is what it's called i think?) were pissing them off. this one kid was so mad, and it was so great to watch. if he hadn't reacted the way he did, they would've left him alone. but he was freaking out and screaming. eventually, one of their coaches talked to him and calmed him down, but it was so great.

we lost, but it was the best to just make them mad.

why I'm "different"

it's not a secret that I'm not dismally average. I'm rather colorful and have a fun life. But, today it dawned on me that I'm not even CLOSE to being this disgusting word called "normal"

reasons?

those romantic pictures on pinterest make me want to puke. really. they disgust me. especially the little kids ones. and the cuddly romantic cozy ones. bleh. because no guy is ever going to do that. "Oh dearest darling, let us go run to the beach and frolick through flowers, and then we'll make a fort." no. And I'm not going to waste my valuable daydreams about boys or romantic things like that. no way.

today, in Sunday School, I drew a picture of a person in a wheelchair singing the backin' up song. it's kind of a bad song, so i don't recommend you looking it up. although it is rather catchy. "I'm backin up, backin up, backin up, backin up. Cause my daddy, he taught me good."

I contemplated making a mustache for my phone case.

I had a dream my daddy was a murder. when I told him this, he said: "No more TV for you."

I make my friends chew gum for me for science. 

okay, now that I'm thinking about it, I have a totally closed mind to romantics. I hate romantic comedies (except to laugh at them. I laughed at the Notebook. really? they die together? how romantic). I hate Jr. High boys. (sorry if you are one, but most of you guys are really retarded. if you're not, then good. i probably am friends with you!). Boys just aren't worth it at all. I've decided that I'm not getting married, adopting an African baby (maybe two) and having fourteen cats. 

just kidding. I'll get married to some goofy guy who is spazzier than i am (is that POSSIBLE?) and having a big family with crazy children and we will have fun and eat cake for breakfast. No cats allowed.

YEP!

my thoughts on romantic subjects

 

please tell me this sickens you a little bit.

50 things to do if you're bored/sad.

so sadly, this idea is not original. I'm copying the IDEA from this blog. click to look, although some of them are a little strange. don't judge. but most of them are really really funny and work.

So because I'm snowed in (my mom's Volvo doesn't have four wheel drive. and she lives in Utah) and I'm bored outta my mind and my sister is asleep, i shall write 50 things to do when you're bored and or sad. so here we go!

1. EAT FRUIT. fruit is delicious and good for you, and it gives you energy and makes you feel good. so why not?


2. GIVE EVERYONE YOU SEE A BIG BEAR HUG. hugs are awesome. they make you (the hug giver) and the random person (the hug-ee) feel good about themselves. and you might even make a new friend. or you could meet your future spouse and have a funny story to tell your future children (well kids, I saw your father walking down the street and I just gave him the biggest bear hug...)


3. DRESS UP. nicely, crazily, ugly, pretty, sparkly, like an astronaut,   an elephant. whatever tickles your fancy.


4. TICKLE THE ROOF OF YOUR MOUTH. you heard (read?) me. that's the only place on your body that you can tickle yourself. 


5. LISTEN TO FUNNY/HAPPY MUSIC. it'll put you in a good mood. I recommend The InsideOut band, She and Him, Ingrid Michaleson, etc.


6. GIGGLE. just laugh. you can laugh at something funny, or you can fake laugh. try out different laughs to see which one fits you. or you could come up with a laugh for your mood. for the day of the week?


7. STARE AT YOURSELF IN THE MIRROR. even if you're a guy. just spend some quality time with yourself. try out different hairstyles, smiles, silly faces. 


8. SPEND TIME WITH YOUR FAVORITE PERSON EVER. it could be in person, over facebook, skype, email, whatever. there's a reason this person is your favorite.


9. PEOPLE WATCH. go out, sit on a bench in a crowded place, and just watch people. don't follow them, just watch. Watch mothers pushing strollers, old couples holding hands, teenagers having fun. you can even make up their life stories in your head as they go by.


10. TRY OUT DIFFERENT SCENTS ON YOURSELF. just spray that perfume/cologne and stink it up! even body wash. just have fun with it.


11. READ. books, magazines, online articles. when i read, everything disappears and it's me and the book.


12. TRY SPELLING A REALLY HARD WORD. dictionary.com will be the best place to find these.


13. DANCE LIKE A MANIAC. even if you can't dance (me). just dance your heart out. by yourself, in public, with a friend. 


14. EXERCISE. suck it up and do it. you'll feel great after.


15. MAKE A TIME CAPSULE. fill it up with your favorite gum, a letter, a favorite book, recipe, pictures. it'll be fun to look at it in the future.


16. CREATE. music. art. clothes. anything.


17. CHECK OUT A RANDOM FACT WEBSITE. this one is my favorite. (yes, I have a favorite fact website)


18. WATCH EXERCISE VIDEOS. but don't get up. just watch the people. while eating food. 


19. WALK BACKWARDS ALL DAY.


20. PUT ON AS MANY PATTERNS AS YOU CAN FIND. plaid pants, striped shirt, polka dot shoes. pictures too.


21. BAKE.


22. DO AN EASY SCIENCE PROJECT. baking soda volcano anyone?


23. LOOK AT FUNNY PICTURES.


24. WATCH AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS.


25. SPEL LIKEEE A FACEBOK TENAGGGERRR FER THEEE RUST O DA DAE. 


26. FACEBOOK STALK. that's why it's there!


27. RESEARCH HOW TO JOIN THE CIRCUS.


28. READ A CHAPTER OF YOUR FAVORITE BOOK TO YOUR PET.


29. GO ON A WALK.


30. LIBRARY. BOOKS. JOY.


31. TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT MY BLOG:)


32. LISTEN TO THIS SONG. WATCH THE ORIGINAL VIDEO AND PEE YOUR PANTS.


33. WATCH JULIAN SMITH YOUTUBE VIDEOS.


34. DRAW A MUSTACHE ON YOUR FACE.


35. BUY A SONGIFY APP AND JUST ENJOY LIFE.


36. READ EVERY ONE OF MY BLaOG POSTS. memorize your favorite and recite it to me. :D


37. WATCH FUNNY POINTLESS YOUTUBE VIDEOS.


38. COME UP WITH STUPID NICKNAMES FOR YOUR BEST FRIEND.


40. EAT ICE CREAM.


41. DO SOMETHING NICE FOR THE OLD LADY DOWN THE STREET. bake her cookies, shovel her lawn, talk to her.


43. NOTICE THAT I SKIPPED THE NUMBER 42.


44. MAKE REALLY ANNOYING SOUNDS WITH YOUR MOUTH.


45. LEARN HOW TO DO SOMETHING YOU'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO DO. for me, this is guitar.


46. SEE HOW LONG YOU CAN SMILE. time yourself, challenge friends ("I can smile for five minutes straight!" "Dude, I can go longer than that!")


47. TEXT. be a teenager. 


48. SING.


49. MAKE A LIST OF THINGS YOU'RE THANKFUL FOR.


50. JUST BE. sit, do nothing, daydream. just be there.


this was pretty fun to write. Hope it helps next time you feel like crap!!!

EVEN IF YOU LOOK LIKE THIS WHEN YOU SMILE, DO IT ANYWAY!

silly goose.

my life has been full of silly moments these past few days.

is it silly that my room smells like cologne and super glue?

is it silly that I almost took my baby blanket to school today?

is it silly that I've been playing my extreme bop it for about four hours?

is it silly that i get excited over dance moms?

yesterday at the basketball game, I stole Kailee's phone and organized ALL of her apps. if you've ever seen her phone, you'd know how big of a job this is. it took me ten minutes. and then she called me an freak. but I enjoyed organizing:) i also took silly pictures of me kaitlyn and kobe. 

and today i tripped over my red rainboots a million times. while wearing a skirt. lovely! but today was just silly. and there is a silly story to every class period.

first: so, in Anderson's class, her desks face each other. so you automatically stare at the front row people. it's just a habit, not on purpose. and I got a front row seat. so today i was happily working on my worksheet when after class Desi came up to me and told me that the first two rows on the other side of the room were staring at me. creeped me out a little.

second: ohhhh boy. I love this class. i sit next to madi and reagan and travis and mark and roman. it's a party all day. and today mark and roman felt my rainboots, mark wasn't allowed to put his feet on my "dedicated" desk or the "dedicated" footbasket. and me and reagan are twelve o clock friends:) oh, and me and Madi matched!

third: I'm an idiot and thought even numbers meant how many people at our table. me and chloe are table three. that's not an even number.

fourth: tripped over myself lots. sang a song about being lonely with harley and me and ricky couldn't find a dang duet song.

fifth: fell asleep. for twenty minutes. during class. and I sit in front of Holbrook's desk. WIN! I had a dream where a girl in exercise clothes danced in front of the class. mark woke me up by kicking my basket. 

sixth: hate. this. class. nothing silly today.

seventh: me and travis and casey talked the whole time. it was joy and we looked up Bill Nye on google. he's not dead, just to inform you.

and then i skipped the game because i felt a migraine coming on. not joy.

I just love silliness =D

goodbye weekend.

goodbye fantastic weekend

goodbye staying up late reading

goodbye sleeping in

goodbye pinterest all day long

goodbye living at Kai's house all day

but... hello new schedule:)

but dang... i'm gonna miss this weekend. it was a party. but I am quite excited for my new schedule. why?

because I am freaking bizzare. And at first when you meet me, you are impressed by how crazy a person can be. but you get used to it. I'm excited to fascinate new people by my craziness. 

ahhh. weirdness, never leave me.

mind=blown.

are you as disgusted as I am with our society? Look at these girls, all of them look average. And then tons and tons of makeup, computer programs and unhealthy diets change that to look "presentable." Just stare at the picture for a couple minutes. crazy right?

i found this online and it completely changed my perspective of our media. Their goal is to make us feel so bad and crappy about how we look, so we buy their product. But here's the secret: IT WON'T MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE THIS ANYWAY!!!

even on mascara commercials, if you pause at the right time, at the bottom of the screen it says "Model is wearing fake eyelashes." I'm dead serious. 

and another secret: LOOKS AREN'T EVERYTHING! 

I'm not saying it's okay to look like a slob, but healthy is beautiful. Even a little makeup will enhance your looks, but if you go overboard, you won't look like them. you'll look like an orange clown.

just a reminder to all.

sleep. go crazy. laugh. scream. repeat.

this week, I want to scream. I have screamed. End of term is stressful. very stressful. makes me wanna pull my hair out. but I've also screamed because I'm super jumpy.

yesterday, Melany smacked my butt and I almost peed myself. and then Ricky ran around me and grabbed my arm and I almost fainted. seriously, what the heck is wrong with me? they were just regular things and I got scared to death. and I've been freaking loopy. I laughed for five minutes straight and lunch and cried because i laughed so hard. I'm so tired. AND: the other night I had a dream. a weird dream that just tells you how psycho this week is making me:

So, i was at Chloe's house and I saw Annie and Erica sitting in a tree. I asked if I could join them, but they said no, so i stole Erica's grass/leaf skirt she was wearing and put it in Chloe's oven. Then we all went to Harry Potter World and got light up wands and it was joy. Then I remembered that i left leaves in the oven! We ran back to the house and discovered the washing machine exploded because of my blunder. There were bubbles everywhere. So our solution was to turn off the lights and lock the door and run. Then Ricky gave me an airhead because i felt horrible. then i woke up.

I need a nap.

on happier news: the officers and cheerleaders did our dance today. greatest thing of my life. my favorite was Kobe's facials and Erica. and how I can't dance. that's a problem too. but it was still a blast and I had a good laugh at Casey's wifebeater.

and i've been having some text talk issues. yep.

Well now I've wasted two hours of my life on Pinterest and facebook and blogging. So i better do my homework or I'll be dead.

Happy end of term!

this is what the bubbles looked like.

i like trains.

CRASH.


hahahahhahahahahhaa. I hope you get it.

2012, we're not putting life on the shelves.

hello new year! I have a feeling we're going to get along just nicely!

but last night, i remembered that i didn't actually TELL you anything I did or accomplished in 2011. so, here it is.

the past year:

i...

lost a few close friends .

gained some genuine ones.

matured a little (not a lot, but I'm improving)

discovered pinterest:)

overcame some fears.

put myself out there more.

bonded with some of my best friends.

made SBO pres.

took chances.

danced in the rain.

spazzed out.

and the best thing i did all year was create some really funny stories to tell my future grandchildren about later in life. what a colorful tapestry of tales they will listen to.

went to Disneyland with Desi!

spent countles hours with Kai.

met Jonas!!

met JAMISON!

spent time with these chicks!

won SBO.

spent five days in the wilderness with Becca and Maddy!

TURNED 14!

met this babe:)

spent the whole summer with Desi.


goodbye 2011!