Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts
Showing posts with label FUNNY. Show all posts

Tuesday, January 31, 2012

you are welcome

So... I know that my honors friends are all scrambling to finish science fair tonight:) so... here are some pictures and stories that shalt ease your stress.

just the best cat picture I've ever seen.

can i be him right now?!

looks better this way...

actually laughed for five minutes straight

wait... what?

i tried it. it works

pee my pants right now.




and now my funny story:
today, Kaysville Jr. came to Millcreek. Well, they hate us because we beat them at Volleyball in the last minute by two points. And they are extremely competitive. I wish I had taken a picture of their officers when they were yelling, because it was priceless. so anyway, we were loosing, but our student section (BASS is what it's called i think?) were pissing them off. this one kid was so mad, and it was so great to watch. if he hadn't reacted the way he did, they would've left him alone. but he was freaking out and screaming. eventually, one of their coaches talked to him and calmed him down, but it was so great.

we lost, but it was the best to just make them mad.


Thursday, January 19, 2012

silly goose.

my life has been full of silly moments these past few days.


is it silly that my room smells like cologne and super glue?

is it silly that I almost took my baby blanket to school today?

is it silly that I've been playing my extreme bop it for about four hours?

is it silly that i get excited over dance moms?



yesterday at the basketball game, I stole Kailee's phone and organized ALL of her apps. if you've ever seen her phone, you'd know how big of a job this is. it took me ten minutes. and then she called me an freak. but I enjoyed organizing:) i also took silly pictures of me kaitlyn and kobe. 

and today i tripped over my red rainboots a million times. while wearing a skirt. lovely! but today was just silly. and there is a silly story to every class period.

first: so, in Anderson's class, her desks face each other. so you automatically stare at the front row people. it's just a habit, not on purpose. and I got a front row seat. so today i was happily working on my worksheet when after class Desi came up to me and told me that the first two rows on the other side of the room were staring at me. creeped me out a little.

second: ohhhh boy. I love this class. i sit next to madi and reagan and travis and mark and roman. it's a party all day. and today mark and roman felt my rainboots, mark wasn't allowed to put his feet on my "dedicated" desk or the "dedicated" footbasket. and me and reagan are twelve o clock friends:) oh, and me and Madi matched!

third: I'm an idiot and thought even numbers meant how many people at our table. me and chloe are table three. that's not an even number.

fourth: tripped over myself lots. sang a song about being lonely with harley and me and ricky couldn't find a dang duet song.

fifth: fell asleep. for twenty minutes. during class. and I sit in front of Holbrook's desk. WIN! I had a dream where a girl in exercise clothes danced in front of the class. mark woke me up by kicking my basket. 

sixth: hate. this. class. nothing silly today.

seventh: me and travis and casey talked the whole time. it was joy and we looked up Bill Nye on google. he's not dead, just to inform you.

and then i skipped the game because i felt a migraine coming on. not joy.


I just love silliness =D

Thursday, November 17, 2011

blonde moments.

my day was filled with giggles at others misfortune. no big deal.

so here's how it went:

in first period geography, i was sitting next to my kaitlyn and we were studying our europe maps. when she pointed to italy and told me that it was rome. so i was practically rolling on the floor and trying to tell her that rome was a CITY. and she didn't believe me until i had to phyiscally move her hand onto her map. now our new joke is,

how do you spell italy? R-O-M-E!

and then, at the basketball game I was talking to Brooke and was trying to explain to her that a country and a continent aren't the same thing. and then I was explaining that yes, Canada is in North America. and then she ran off to Jenson to tell him that you don't need a Passport to get into Canada. you do, just to let you know.

ahhh man.

and then this week has been prime. ma' let me stay home yesterday because I slept through my alarm. which was AWESOME. no school and psych all day is always a party!


i don't think blondes are dumb, i just found this funny.

other funny thoughts:

BAHAHAHA. this is in the spirit of Breaking Dawn. yeah... not going to that movie.

oh my goodness. i just peed myself.

Thursday, November 3, 2011

me and Junie B. Jones are the same.

so basically, I'm a five year old in a teenagers body.

I eat fruit snacks, I climb trees, I paint and color, I sing randomly, I dance randomly, I cry randomly, I giggle for no reason, I laugh at dumb things, I'm sensitive, I'm crazy.

I love being immature:)

okay. so today something clicked into my head and I almost died. this has happened TWICE this year:

okay. so today we had a new boy in ninth grade at our school. and all the girls (besides me and some others) were FREAKING out. really. I felt bad for the poor kid. I mean, it was his first day in a new state and these obnoxious girls were all over him. I would've screamed and punched them.

So I decided to befriend the lad! I mean, why not? new friends! that's cool!

and I was walking with him to biology, and all the girls around us are trying to be cool/flirty/funny. but they were really being annoying. and then I started spazzing out because I couldn't get through a croud of people so I just started yelling at them like I always do, and I used my binder as a "force field" and was making Star Trek sounds. and the kid follows me and gives me one of the weirdest looks i've ever seen.

and then it hits me

for all of you who aren't as cool as you could be and haven't read Junie B Jones go and read them right now. but in one of the books, it's called "Junie B Jones loves Handsome Warren" and all of Junie B's friends all fall in "love" with the new boy in kindergarten and they're trying to impress each other. and Junie B. is just being her crazy loveable self and he calls her a "nutball"

if you're not making the connections, I'm Junie B. The "nutball"

and this has happened TWICE this year! Once with new boy (I think his name is Jonah? Dang. I'll find out tomorrow) and once with Larebear. I was the crazy and all the other girls were freaking out.

I'm not normal, but that's okay. I like me a lot =D


me. totally me.

even more me.

my hero.

Tuesday, November 1, 2011

justa laugh

I found this funny:

So I'm sitting, searching Youtube for good songs, when I find the New Justin Bieber song that I've been trying to find time to listen to.

no homework, no activties. yes i'm listening.

and I'm going "awwww" to myself when all of a sudden I realize something.

I'm sitting here, listening to the one of the cutest Christmas songs by one of the cutest guys, and I find myself playing the zit popper game on my iphone.

I take this as a bad omen about my future boyfriends.

Saturday, October 22, 2011

i found this... and I died

the following is a document i wrote in english when I was supposed to be working on my poem....
Once upon a time,

    There was a girl who was very bored in Honors English. So she decided to write a magnificent tale that is very heartfelt. This tale contains suspense, adventure and romance. (but not really romance because she was only fourteen).

On with the story!

    Once upon a time, there was a young girl. She lived in a small land far, far away. This girl was very bubbly and energetic (with a side of crazy). She liked to do anything that involved the arts. Writing, dancing, music and computers. Wait, not computers… this is supposed to be in the eighteenth century!
    Okay, so she liked the arts. And she also liked boys. She liked boys a lot.
    One day, this lovely maiden (we’ll call her Iemme) was walking along the road to school. When, suddenly, she heard a mighty growl behind her!
    She turned quickly and saw a big black mass following her. It was too far away to see any details. The only thing she could see were about twenty long, sharp fangs. She let out a loud scream, and she ran for her life. She ran so fast that she left skid marks on the cobblestones (it is cobblestones right? The eighteenth century this isn’t working out for me).
    Also, this girl made many grammar errors while writing this story down. Hence the blue sqiggly line. (she also couldn’t spell)
    Curse that green line! It’s driving me crazy!
    Back to the story.
    Okay, I’m already bored with this story. Look at me! I’m writing a very very long run on sentence that will most likely get a little green line underneath it but I don’t care so ha on you also have you noticed that Polar Bears are very cute I wish I could have one I also want a baby tiger or an elephant I would name my elephant Raja and you all would be jealous of my awesome elephant and so ha on your face again and I think I should be done with this sentence now even though this is kind of fun actually it’s very fun so ha again wow you are getting served today is it a bad day for you oops I don’t care so just keep reading my run on sentence except now my hands are getting tired and this typing is making loud clicking sounds and maybe everyone will get suspicious and Mrs Holbrook will sent me to ISS for not being on task wow this is getting long but guess what I don’t care so ha on you again wow you need help I’ve laughed in your face a lot now maybe I should go work on my poem nah that is too much work so I think I’m going to stop here so goodbye.

Dang it! No green line!

FOUR MINUTES LEFT OF CLASS!
FIVE MINUTES!
COME ON CLOCK MOVE FASTER!
I LIKE WRITING IN CAPS LOCK.

YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA.

<___~
/     /                   IT’S A HORSE!               @---I--- ROSE                ((((((((you))))))))) HUG  The end!






okay, end of document. I hope you were entertained.

Monday, October 17, 2011

laugh your brains out





Hahahahahahah!


okay. blog challenge:
day 29: goals for the next year.

1. make lots of cupcakes.

2. hold on to my friends that I have right now and not let go. At all. If you see me in the hall, I'll be clinging to Kailee and Kaitlyn. Say hi =)

3. be as weird and random as possible. add a little spaz to that mix too.

4. sing and dance

5. make people smile

6. finish Virtue in personal progress

7. smile and laugh=D


Sunday, October 16, 2011

The Family Writing Contest

Alright. So here's the deal, my family is really nerdy/cool and we decided we should have a short story contest, and the stories had to start with, "Hello" said the Pumpkin. But my mom wouldn't tell us which one was the winner, so here is your job. You guys need to VOTE on the best story. I'll tell you who wrote each and on Wednesday, the most votes wins. What do they win? BRAGGING RIGHTS (which are big in my household) so here they are, copied from Word:

Luke's:

Hello said the pumpkin who is there said the girl it is I the pumpkin king I’m the king of the pumpkin ptach  they   all bow down to me can I pick you then said the girl no! said the pumpkin I’m the king of the ok I get it but no but’s said the girl you can pick him ok said the girl so she pick the pumpkin  THE END!

Camden's:
“Hello” said the pumpkin. He couldn’t help himself the girl had been nice to him for weeks and then she cut him a mouth! He had to repay her somehow so he tried to be her friend but of course she ran away screaming. That night there was mayhem in the front yard. “Idiot!” called the severed zombie hand “why did you dooooo-ooooo it” called the bed sheet ghost.
          The poor pumpkin was sentenced to trail. “All in favor of freeing the accused of all charges?” said the dead judge zombie. Nobody raised their hand. “Send ‘m rollin down da street” said a drunk zombie gorilla. “All in favor of rolling Jack O’ Lantern down the street?” You guessed it everybody raised their hands.
          Rolling down the street the pumpkin was bumped bruised and dented and he fell down the gutter. “Oh why me?!? All I did was say hello to a nice little gggiiiirrrrllllll!!!!!!!” he said girl as he fell down a water fall. SPLOOSH he landed. Just then an alligator picked him up in the mouth “I’ll take you some where you’ll never forget. He took him to a pumpkin patch and there a girl picked him up and took him home after a few weeks “Hello” the pumpkin said.

Dad's:
      “Hello”, said the pumpkin, as it flew toward the boy’s large, round head. The pumpkin had traveled a long way to finally end up hurtling through the air, preparing to smash itself on the boy with the blonde buzz cut. He had been picked by a farmer in a city far away. He was not quite perfectly round, but he would make a great jack-o-lantern, or a delicious pumpkin pie, thought the farmer. He was thrown into the big farm truck, and then traveled along the bumpy road, bouncing around with all the other dusty pumpkins and squash. He got to know a few of the other pumpkins pretty well, but they all knew that their friendship would be short lived. As soon as they reached the farmers market, it was every pumpkin for himself.
      At the farmer’s market, the pumpkins sat at attention, and waited for a kind old lady or happy, young family to come scoop them up.  But as the other pumpkins were purchased, the pumpkin started to panic, and wondered if he would be purchased at all. Then, slowly, a mohawked you man wandered toward the pumpkin stand. He had big, blue , trouble-making eyes.  Pumpkin could sense this was going to be trouble. The young man passed by a few times, and then, suddenly, reached out and roughly grabbed pumpkin, running away as quickly as possible.
      Pumpkin sat in the passenger seat of the young trouble makers’ car. He knew things were going to end badly. The young man polished him gently, and continued to slowly drive around the neighborhood.  Pumpkin could feel his heart beat. Then, suddenly, the young man grabbed him by his stem. Yelling out the window, he threw pumpkin with a great heave. Pumpkin could only rotate through the air helplessly towards the boy with the perfectly round head. And just as he smashed all over buzz cut, he said pleasantly – “hello”.

And finally, MINE!
                “Hello,” said the pumpkin.
                “Hello!” said the Marie.
                “Are you going to choose me?” the pumpkin asked.
                “You’re the prettiest pumpkin at the pumpkin patch! Of course I pick you!” Marie exclaimed.
                Marie was at a pumpkin patch with her family. They were all deciding on which pumpkin to choose for pumpkin carving night. They were all going to carve pumpkins, and then put them on the porch Halloween night so the whole neighborhood could see their creations.
                As soon as Marie arrived at her house, she got to work carving her pumpkin. But there was one problem: she couldn’t decide what the it should look like.
                “Hmm.” Said Marie, “Should you be a happy pumpkin or a scary pumpkin?”
                “I don’t want to be anything like that!” said the pumpkin.
                “Should you be a princess? Or should you be a court jester?” she asked, ignoring him.
                “I told you, I don’t want to be anything else.” The pumpkin said quietly. “I like to be myself.”
                “But I can’t carve nothing!” Marie said in a panicked voice. “You have to be SOMETHING.”
                “I am something.” Said the pumpkin, “I am a pumpkin, not a princess, not a scarecrow, not a human. I am a pumpkin, and that is good enough for me!”
                “So are you saying that you don’t want to be carved into anything at all?” Marie asked, surprised.
                “Kind of. I like the way I am, and I don’t want to change myself. But I want others to know that they are special and they shouldn’t change themselves either. How can we do that?”
                “I have an idea!” Marie said.
               
                That night (Halloween night) all of Marie’s family members put out their pumpkins. There were sad ones, happy ones and scary ones. But Marie’s pumpkin was plain and simple, with a saying painted on it. It said:

“In a world where you can be anything, be yourself.”
THE END


put your vote in the comments on blogger of facebook. also, I'm having a post especially for the Blog Challenges that I've missed and for updating my life. it's gotten so crazy, but i don't want to forget any of it!

Monday, October 10, 2011

I-I-I so excited. I so excited.

that title was stolen by Rebecca Black. This also inspired it: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KwdYZ3upT4c

beware. it says the h word. but other than that it makes you pee.

"IS THAT A CHEAP SHOT AGAINST ASIANS?!"

anyway.

I am also excited. Very extremely excited. Why?


BECAUSE I'M GOING TO CALIFORNIA WITH THE JAZZ BAND WITH THE JAZZ BAND!


YIPEEEEEEEEEE!



I'm quite happy. at first, I thought my ma would say no because it might be too much (it's not expensive at all actually) but she said:

"Heck yes you can go! Can I be a chaperone? You're going to Disneyland right?!"

my dear mother is in love with Disneyland. It's her favorite place on earth. We go every year and she's always the one pulling us along. I'm not dissing Disneyland, I love it there. I always want to cry when we leave. But my mom takes it to a whole other level of happiness.


I had to get my weird genes from somewhere.


anyways. blog challenge!

Day 22: a website.



this just shows how nerdy I am. I like knowing really random facts so I sound smart. My favorite one is:

Did you know that the only place you can tickle yourself on your body is the roof of your mouth? TRY IT! MIND IS BLOWN!


i need a life man.


Saturday, October 8, 2011

I'm as gullible as a fish

fish... gullible... what?
I'm gullible. Actually, WE'RE gullible (I'm talking to you Kaiterade)

Funny story time? Yes please!
okay. So I was at my dear Kai's house last night and me annie and kaiterade were having a blast while Kailee was at nutcracker practice (yes, we were in her house without her or her mom for two and a half hours. we're awesome) and we watched Awkward and created a monster within Annie. So then Kailee got home and we started hearing these banging noises. and we freaked out and screamed and freaked out some more. and the dang banging got louder and it kept coming. so then Sue made us go down to the basement to check it out. nothing. so then we ran upstairs and told sue. and then we continued on with our happy little lives and watched TV. and then the banging came AGAIN. so we ran downstairs AGAIN. nothing. so then we decided to check outside, but it was too cold and sue told us no. and then kailee lost her phone! so we went downstairs to look for it because we thought she dropped it. and looked in Kailee's doll room.

let me tell you about her doll room. it's a room full of super creepy dolls that Kailee has TURNED THEIR HEADS SO THEY FACE YOU WHEN YOU WALK IN. and it has a whole wall full of dolls. chills.

so anyway, we opened the door and we heard WHISPERING. yes, whispering. so we booked it upstaris and screamed to the high heavens. and sue came out of her room to tell us we were all crazy.

so there we were, sitting on the couch huddled up and almost crying. hello? we're teenage girls! so then we kept hearing banging and there was no way in heck that me and Kaitlyn were going downstairs. NO WAY. so then Kailee goes downstairs to check it out (just imagine Kailee in a zebra snuggie freaking out as she goes downstairs. priceless) and she didn't come up for a looooooong time. and so me and Kaiterade were freaking out. and then I got a text from my dad saying he was here to pick me up. so i hugged Kait, and screamed downstairs to kailee that I was leaving. and guess who comes upstairs?


EMMA AND TESS! THEY WERE IN THE DOLL ROOM THEM WHOLE TIME! AND THEY BROUGHT A FREAKING CREEPY DOLL UPSTAIRS WITH THEM.


this is probably what we looked like

and this

So i yelled at them and was on my way. aahhh. the joys of october.

dang this blog challenge! I'm sick of it!


Day 20, a hobby of yours.

I actually really love making hair flowers. I made a ton during summer, but now i have no time and i can't! i miss it!

these were the ones that I could never figure out how to make.

Tuesday, September 27, 2011

kicks and giggles

DAY 9: a picture of the last thing you purchased.


bought me one of these bad boys yesterday... mmm

i need a laugh. a really really good long laugh. because today was really kinda sad.

the reason?

I need a best friend. I'm kinda lonely. Not in a sad depressing emo way, but I just need someone to talk to. And to not judge me for my decisions, someone to cry and laugh with and someone who i can just love unconditionally. I need that really bad in these retarded teenage years.


so to make myself feel better, here are some grand awkward family photo pictures =D


notice the burning hair... classic

and that, my dear children, is called canibalism

overprotective parents...

I just love this

YUM

precious moment!



This, right here, is a winner!

bahahah!



siblings love each other...